This is a Cockwomble
A Cockwomble he is
If he attempt to approach you
Run away quickly
Go make sure you’re hid
For this is the Cockwomble
Who has no idea
Of what to do next
So he stands with eyes down
Saying “all my respect”
To those who have saved me
Who’ve rescued my neck
But this particular Cockwomble
Is very good at disguise
He won’t ever stand tall
To look into your eyes
For this is the Cockwomble
Who for years with his friends
Has planned and has plotted
The National Health Service demise
So he’ll say that he’s grateful
And with his good friend
Matt Hancock
Will say “thanks a lot”
To the doctors and nurses
As they pass on by
But he is the Cockwomble
Who continues to lie
For this is the Cockwomble
Who doesn’t really care
If you die.
