Don’t Blame Us – Look To Yourselves
5 January 2020
When I decided to take a pause in publishing I thought it would be interesting (at least to me) to continue writing about issues that interest me and then publish them unaltered from the original at a later date.
My thinking was that things are changing so rapidly that any conclusions or observations would almost certainly be historically out of date by the time it is published.
It may also be that some of my observations and thoughts may end up being prophetic.
The date the articles were written is shown above each article.
I cannot guarantee they are interesting or thought provoking or even enjoyable.
We shall see..
5 January 2020
It is a very difficult time for us bovine species (that’s cows and bulls to you) and especially with whole slaves of people (bloody experts) maligning us as being one of the major clause of and responsible for the devastating changes to the planets climate.
Now we all know (with the exception of the President of the United States of America) that trees and plants are the means by which nature (what is called the environment) deals with carbon emissions producing cellulose which is a form of carbohydrate humans are unable to digest.
So what to do with all of the cellulose produced by mankind’s (well multinational billionaire owners and the politicians they pay for) incessant desire to burn carbon based fossil fuels and the deforestation of millions of square miles.
Well let me tell you (and we would if we could speak) we are doing our best because it may come as news to you but we love to eat the cellulose your actions produce and then we convert it into milk (bugger the doubters – milk is bloody good for you) and beef (though that call for us to be slaughtered and carved up) which you enjoy as part of what millions consider a balanced diet.
Of course just like humans we pass wind but why do you humans think farting is funny when you do it but condemn us for the same natural bodily functions.
Now of course I apologise for the methane we produce, though I notice you humans don’t apologise for the methane you release into the atmosphere from centuries of coal mining or from the millions of tons of land fill waste you have dumped.
Perhaps the reason is that scientists haven’t told the human species that the methane we produce is broken down naturally and reabsorbed by plants as part of a natural cycle.
OK it takes between nine and twelve years to breakdown into CO2 but that goes for all atmospheric methane produced.
The difference is that through better breeding we now have increased our productivity (all it has to be admitted through mans interference – and greed) producing more milk and meat than our grandmothers did which means that we need fewer of us.
Fewer of us results in an actual decrease in our overall bovine carbon footprint.
So suck it up humans – can you say the same?
No you bloody well can’t.
The reality is your actions and commitment to using fossil fuel-consuming industries and vehicles results in over 80% of the greenhouse gasses that are real eased into the atmosphere.
Strangely and bizarrely some of the industries actually process soya and almond to produce artificial liquids that masquerade as milk.
Perhaps humankind might think about getting their own house in order before launching into blaming us for global warming.