I know you don’t believe me
Because I’ve lied so many times
Not once or twice but – Constantly
So why should you believe me now
But listen while I say to you
Ask – plead that you believe me now
I really am telling the truth
Being honest, believe me it is true
I am this time not telling fibs
I’m not lying to you
Except of course we’ve been here before
And you fell for the same trick
Me pleading that I’m honest and truthful
Before lying and dropping you in the shit
