Honestly I’m Not Lying

I know you don’t believe me

Because I’ve lied so many times

Not once or twice but – Constantly

So why should you believe me now

But listen while I say to you

Ask – plead that you believe me now

I really am telling the truth

Being honest, believe me it is true

I am this time not telling fibs

I’m not lying to you

Except of course we’ve been here before

And you fell for the same trick

Me pleading that I’m honest and truthful

Before lying and dropping you in the shit