They’re up off and running
To reach the top job
Boris, Michael, Dominic
Esther, Andrea, Matt and all
The back-stabbing has started
Self-interest to the fore
They’ll lie and they’ll cheat
As they all have before
Will we believe these political clowns
Is the question to be asked
Do they really care about us
The answer of course – is –
Do they care “My Arse”
And yet one of them will win
And the country they’ll run
They and their friends will feel blessed
As they look after their own interests
And with them in control
They will continue to cause much distress
Is there any wonder
We’re in such a f*****g mess
