CONSERVATIVE MONKEYS

I openly confess that I have never watched a single episode of Game of Thrones and why would I?

If I wanted to watch a group of overpaid miscreant mythical people all back stabbing and worse to get the top job all I need to do is follow the Conservative Party in Westminster.

As they gather to compete for the seat at the top of the political tree I can’t help thinking of the quote from General Joseph Stilwell,

“The higher the monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind”.

Watch as the Conservative Leadership monkeys scheme to climb the ladder to number ten and woe betide anyone who gets in the way.

Not a single one of them will stop to examine the real reason they are on the ladder in the first place and certainly for all of their talk they will have absolutely no idea what it is like at the top.

I remember when asked why he should be Prime Minister, David Cameron answered “because I think I’d be good at it”.

Well as history now starkly shows he was absolutely not f****** good at it in any way, shape or form.

As it happens Mrs May has demonstrated if anything she is as bad as her predecessor but to be fair to her she did inherit his mess when he resigned because he found he would perhaps have to do some work.

The problem with the current scrambling group of Conservative monkeys is that whilst they will show their true selfs and expose their behinds all but one will fall and fail to reach the top.

My advice is not to get to close to the monkeys because as sure as eggs are eggs all of the Con Monkeys will if you look up sh*t on you from whatever height they achieve.