Have You Met

Have you met my good friend Donald

He Twitters all of the time

We have so much in common

We share the very same views

Perhaps the thing that binds us most

Is that he’s a liar to

Have you met my good friend Boris

It’s so good for me to know

That there is someone else

Whose a misogynistic racist to

Who share my world wide view

That the world is all about us

Everyone else can just get stuffed

We’ll lie and cheat on everyone

We will never have enough