Serial Liar – Just Me

I said I could

I meant I couldn’t

I said I would

But meant I wouldn’t

They said I should

I said I shouldn’t

Tell the truth

But how can I

When everything I do

Is based on lies

I said I will

But meant I won’t

Whatever I say

Please forgive

You see I meant

A double negative

It make no sense

I don’t agree

What did you expect

I’ve lied all my life

You’ll just have to accept 

Don’t bother to plead

If you had been listening 

You may well agree

I’ve never hidden the fact

That I’m driven by greed 

So suck it up princess

Put up with your plight

For you have elected

That’s democracy

A serial liar in me

Just me