A gang of foreigners

Strangers to these shores

A man put me unconscious 

A woman put me to the sword

She wielded a knife with a skill

That was a wonder so I’m told

All I know in coming round

The gang left me with no pain

So thank you to the foreigners 

Doctors and nurses all

And on behalf of all your victims

I’d really like to say

Your the greatest gang of people

Welcome and please stay