The Bigots Rant

The problem with the foreigners

Is very simply this

They are all bloody foreign

Foreigners – hiss hiss

They claim to be much better

More exotic than such as us

But bloody hellfire

They’re different and –

They’re foreign

So what is all the fuss

Let’s face it that the world

Would be a better place

If all of the foreigners

Simply knew their rightful place

Oh Bugger it I’ve just realised

I cannot believe my eyes

To the other bloody foreigners

And what a disappointment 

Myself I should despise

To suddenly discover

That for all my bigots views 

I’ll wake up every morning and find

I’m a bloody foreigner to –