Fifty billion pounds
It realised your fears
To have to pay the EU
Just to get you out of there
Plan A was not to pay
Boris did loudly say
If we don’t get what we want
We will simply leave
They were very certain
This was their clear Plan B
But they began to panic
And like a bunch of rats
Who didn’t have a plan
When the EU said no way
The brexiteers just paid