Guilty MP

But they can be liars and crooks
I pleaded guilty to the court

Of stealing money from the crown

The fraud was simple to perform

In a system broken down

My sentence was to go gaol 

Two years I was sent down

I broke the law

I can’t complain

I’ll only do a year

Was it worth fifty kay

I did the crime

I’ll do the time

I admit my guilt as given

Today upon the radio

An MP of wrongdoing admitted

Of fraud that they’d committed

Of stealing over fifty kay

For doing as as I did

Her sentence was derisory

Return ten per cent –

And you’re forgiven

And by the way here’s seventeen kay

For the stress that this has brought

I really think there is a case

For me to be –

Given a free pardon

Can justice still be bought