Brexit Lies and the Law

I now find that I despise

Those who repeat Brexit lies

So if I punched Liam Fox

Would I end up in the dock

If David Davies I did lamp

Would on my wrist

Handcuffs be clamped

If I kicked Boris in the testes 

Would I really be arrested

If I thumped Nigel Farage 

Would I stay free and left at large

Would all of this be an offence

And could I claim self defence

By simply acting just like them

And lie and lie and lie again

That I’m not guilty

It was my friends