David Palethorpe

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‘Bugger Off’ – Things I don’t want or need

No matter how you look at it - SPAM emails are offering CRAP

No matter how you look at it – SPAM emails are offering CRAP

‘Bugger Off’ – Things I don’t want or need

Last night I cleared over 200 Spam emails from my NBC email account so…….

A message to all of the organisations who seem to have penetrated the Northampton Borough Council ‘secure’ firewall and keep sending me invitations that aren’t being immediately directed to Spam folders.

I do not need or want an Aqua Credit Card and even though you are saying ‘Yes’ every four and a half minutes with an APR of ONLY 39.1% which is better than the wicked and if I had my way illegal Pay Day Loan companies,

I reiterate “I’m not interested”.

I do not need or want a £500 bonus with Ladbrokes Casinos or ten free spins with No Deposit from Betfair Casino. If I want to gamble I’ll put on new underwear (my mum always warned me that if you were going to be knocked down you need to have clean underwear on) and walk across the road blindfolded.

I reiterate “I’m not interested”.

I do not need or want window blinds so the offer of 3 for 2 from Thomas Sanderson is of absolutely no interest to me, and by the way that also includes the offer of conservatory blinds for my non-existent conservatory.

I reiterate “I’m not interested”.

I do not need or want ‘scratch2scratch’ cards or in fact any other scratch cards. Gambling is for idiots for crying out loud.

I reiterate “I’m not interested”.

I do not want or need a ‘CashCow’ loan. The only people who this is a cash cow for are the company itself who should be locked up for robbing the gullible and making poor people even poorer.

I reiterate “I’m not interested”.

I do not want or need to access a Mature Dating UK service. I’ve been married over 30 years and quite frankly am happy with the woman who has matured and aged with me very well thank you.

I reiterate “I’m not interested”.

I do not want and definitely don’t need FREE Kerastase Shampoo and especially shampoo that apparently gives you ‘full body’ hair. I’m going bald and even though I’m not an expert I’ll lay odds on that it won’t restore me back to the hair follicles of my youth.

I reiterate “I’m not interested”.

I think you may have by now got the message at how annoyed I get at receiving messages that I don’t want, have never asked for and certainly don’t need.

I’d also suggest that the NBC internet firewall is marginally less effective than a chocolate fire guard in front of an inferno given the fact that I don’t get the crap through on my personal email site.

So I’ll finish with this,

I absolutely don’t want and will never ever, come what may subscribe to being a Sun reader and the offer of a £10 Morrison’s Voucher won’t change my mind.

In fact I’ll go a step further and say that having got into bed with the Sun and News international I’ll never shop at Morrison’s again,

Which means that at least one of the unsolicited email has had an impact.

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