Have you met my good friend Donald He Twitters all of the time We have so much in common We share the very same views Perhaps the thing that binds us most Is that he’s a liar to Have you met my good friend Boris It’s so good for me to know That there is…Read more »

There is a part of my life That I have submerged The part of unbridled joy That I wish would re-emerge The part when as a child Was of wonder and delight Of everything that I could see A world that was so bright

I am the angry tweeter I lay awake because I’m mad Twitter, Twitter, Twitter My insanity is bad Everybody loves me My mirror told me so But there is a conspiracy To undermine my greatness I know it’s true you know Because I keep repeating it The voices tell me so Voices in my vacant…Read more »

I went to bed last night Reading a book I fell asleep Not to worry  I know where I was No problem  It’ll keep The day had past Never to return Except in memories One day more has gone And when I awake Yesterday’s forgotten Another has begun Full of anticipation Excitement and expectations Of…Read more »